Craigslist and Classifieds Samples
We’ve written up a ton of example Craigslist and classifieds ad samples, to give you an idea of the style to use. Don’t forget to make it clear that it’s not a real ad, and to promote the Push and the Giveaway!
Classifieds Samples
Free Computer parts. Scrubbed clean, should have no glitches inquire after 9/22@ savethescc.com/giveaway
Future war veteran seeking place to stay. Also needs clothes. Contact savethescc.com/giveaway
Kickass show looking for new home. Offering free stuff in return @ savethescc.com/giveaway
Missing: female cyborg. Brown eyes & great smile. Do not engage. Contact savethescc.com/giveaway
Win free shit. Save Sarah Connor. savethescc.com/giveaway
Craigslist Samples
Personals
SWM seeks SWF for angsty, confused relationship
Must have icy cold, non-leaking heart, wear bright coloured bras and have knowledge of my future self. Ability to override termination order is a plus. If this describes you, please contact John Connor. I’ll be awaiting your message after the apocalypse.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
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SWF seeks out of time SWM
Must be skilled at endoskeletal repairs, neural net processor hacking and be willing to forge a complicated personal relationship with a machine. Must not mind occasional reversions to assassination protocols on my part. Swapping my bath products with high incendiary thermite will not be taken to kindly. Contact Cameron Phillips.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
Buy it. Win free stuff. For more information, visit:
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SWF seeks SWM for long-distance, dreamy relationship
Must have ample soldiering skills, hate metal and be willing love me before we even meet (old polaroid will be provided ahead of time). Ability to time travel back 25 years and father my son a plus. If this describes you, please contact Sarah Connor (possibly under the name Sarah Gale, and formerly known as Sarah Baum) at 818.954.6000.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
Buy it. Win free stuff. For more information, visit:
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ROOMMATE WANTED
2 Rooms, available Sept 22
Safe house with a desert view with 2 extra bedrooms, ready for immediate occupancy. Must not mind C4 under the towels in the bathroom, loaded Glock mags in kitchen drawers and a shotgun under the sink. I tend to keep a low profile, so no visitors are allowed. I’m not much of a cat person, but dogs are okay. Cyborgs, former FBI agents and current law enforcement officers will not be considered. I’m not too fond of shrinks either. Contact Sarah Connor at 818.954.6000.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
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JOBS
Position available on an as-needed basis for computer tech support and hacking. I used to be good at this stuff, but I really don’t like computers and have been relying on my son’s abilities for a few years now. He recently moved away and I need someone to step in from time to time to help me out. Ideal candidate will have some knowledge about AI development, notably how to stop it. This work is highly confidential. Will pay in cash or diamonds. Contact Sarah Connor at 818.954.6000.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
Buy it. Win free stuff. For more information, visit:
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Abandoned Building For Sale
The building previously occupied by Zeira Corporation has been abandoned by its owner.
Minor fire damage to upper levels due to explosive assassination attempt. NEW PAINT!
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
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Nanny Wanted
Mr. Ellison, head of security at Zeira Corporation, seeking nanny for young Scottish girl as liquid metal CEO robot is lacking in motherly skills. Must be able to pick her up from gymnastics.
Signed NDA required prior to security screening and interview.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
Buy it. Win free stuff. For more information, visit:
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Looking for a Dog
I would like to adopt a German Shepherd. Dogs trained in sniffing out cybernetic infiltrators preferred.
Located in the Palmdale, CA area.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Season 2…
Experience the awesome on Blu-ray & DVD starting 9/22.
Buy it. Win free stuff. For more information, visit: