Holiday Contest: Caption This
And tonight starts our second holiday contest!
This week’s contest starts today and ends at Noon Eastern Standard Time on Sunday December 6th. It’s open to all fans and the winner will be decided by our staff.
The prize: The Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Soundtrack.
Week Two: Caption This
Caption all of the below screencaps from The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Be creative, be funny! And please try to be tasteful. (Click on each image to view larger.)
Note: You must post your captions as a comment to this post. No other forms of submission will be considered.
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1. “Ok, next it says switch the safety off…”
2. “No. No! Just– Just go away! I don’t want– No! Just leave! No one likes you, just go. Please. God. Ok, yeah. Thank you for the phone. MY phone. Now please go.”
3. “Come with me if you wanna’ live.”
4. “Anyone seen a big guy with sunglasses, a buzz cut and Austrian accent? Anyon– No? Ok. Thanks.”
5. “Where do terminators come from?”
6. “Why do you not look at me anymore when I shape shift?”
7. At an audience test screening for Dollhouse Season 2: “We got canned for this s#*%!?”
8. “Ya know baby, Song of Solomon taught me a thing or two…”
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1. “Read to yourself, and that’s the last time I’m gonna say it.”
2. “Okay but this is the last time I’m doing this Riley, after that you send her your own male stripper.”
3. C: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb? J: You know for an advanced terminator from the future, you really have your share of problems.
4. J: Woah, did not need to see that. S: …So tiny
5. For the last time…no, we are not there yet and at this rate, we never will be.
6. “Go figure, I can see myself in your shiny head, good to know for when I can’t shift in public.”
7. L: “Shhh this is the part where we massacre that terminator in that little New Mexican Church…” S: “Seriously? Why not stab my heart a little more?”
8. “NOM NOM NOM NOM! That’s every piece of crap fox show we got sacked for now in my belleh.”
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1. Sarah: If you keep reading that gay Twilight crap out loud I’ll have to shoot you!
2. Riley: Yep, I know….I love you too bye… Oh wait you wanna speak to John? ok hun -hands phone to John-
John: Who is it?
Riley: Wrong number ^.^
3.Cameron: -Looks up- I can see the stars.
John: Is that some sort of new hardware you advance machines have? Being able to see through walls?
Cameron: No, your roof is missing…
4. Sarah: What the…?
John: Terminators have their own bathrooms in the future now O.o?
5. John: I don’t know how to say this without scarying you…
Savannah: That my mums a terminator? I know…
John: No, That your a ranga XD
6. Catherine: -sniff sniff- Did you just…?
Ellison: O.O no…
7. Sarah: This Movie suck! Why did James Cameron stop directing these films!?
Cameron: The conclusion to this film is completely inaccurate…doesn’t make sense.
8. Person off screen: Fast food kills you, you know?
Ellison: So can the terminators…
Person off screen: Fast food will probably kill you faster…
Ellison: Eh?
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1) Hmmm…you don’t look too scared. You do know I’m holding a gun to your head, don’t you? Maybe I should be more worried about my dead baby daddy standing by the window.
2) Call your mom, she always seems to be able to find the turkey…
3) Okay, not fair. You can’t be a hot girl, and my sister AND a terminator. At this point, though, your being a terminator is the least of my problems.
4) Let us stare into this room with serious looks on our faces. It conveys the importance of what we do. And what do we do? We save the world.
5) Look, kid, I know you’re like 8, but you gotta know that having a friend with a cord in the back of his head is kinda weird. Plus, that giraffe is kind of weird too. Or is it a zebra? Point made.
6) Seriously, Mr. Ellison? You really want to piss me off? Do you know who I am? Not only am I Catherine Weaver, your boss, head of Zeira Corp, but I am also a T-1001 liquid metal terminator. Emphasis on terminator.
7) Girl’s Day Out: Watch an action movie that isn’t nearly as action-packed as my every day life. I can’t believe Tin Miss is still watching this crap. I wonder if I can sneak out the back…
Hmmm…I eat at the same fast food establishment as serial killer and fellow fictional character Arthur Miller of “Dexter”. Should I be worried?
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1. Hmmm…you don’t look too scared. You do know I’m holding a gun to your head, don’t you? Maybe I should be more worried about my dead baby daddy standing by the window.
2. Call your mom, she always seems to be able to find the turkey…
3. Okay, not fair. You can’t be a hot girl, and my sister AND a terminator. At this point, though, your being a terminator is the least of my problems.
4. Let us stare into this room with serious looks on our faces. It conveys the importance of what we do. And what do we do? We save the world.
5. Look, kid, I know you’re like 8, but you gotta know that having a friend with a cord in the back of his head is kinda weird. Plus, that giraffe is kind of weird too. Or is it a zebra? Point made.
6. Seriously, Mr. Ellison? You really want to piss me off? Do you know who I am? Not only am I Catherine Weaver, your boss, head of Zeira Corp, but I am also a T-1001 liquid metal terminator. Emphasis on terminator.
7. Girl’s Day Out: Watch an action movie that isn’t nearly as action-packed as my every day life. I can’t believe Tin Miss is still watching this crap. I wonder if I can sneak out the back…
8. Hmmm…I eat at the same fast food establishment as serial killer and fellow fictional character Arthur Miller of “Dexter”. Should I be worried?
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1. “It says here that a badass woman from the past will show up and try to kill me…yeah right.”
2. E.T. Phone Home?
3. Cameron: “You have strange symbols on your lamp…I think that means something in code.” John: “Huh?”
4. “Yeah, great idea, trying to break into Derek and Jesse’s room in the middle of the night” “I think we should just back away slowly, maybe they didn’t hear us”
5. “And that’s how time travel works…you probably didn’t understand any of that…well, neither do I”
6. “Now do you understand, Mr. Ellison? Zeira Corp is just a front to build cyborg Zebras.” “I see it, but I don’t believe it”
7. Sarah thinking: “So this is that Twilight crap that girls are watching today??”
8. “No, come on in, I was just finishing my Royale with Cheese”
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1. Let’s see. It says here… “that the ‘Weaver Stance’ is a two-handed technique in which the dominant hand holds the pistol, and the support hand wraps around the dominant.” Ok. We’re good so far.
2. John… its that guy again… I think he REALLY wants you to sign up for that ‘overdraft’ protection.
3. Cameron, I don’t want to check you shielded nuclear power source right now. I- I’ve got a headache.
4. Mom! Mom. Its Cameron, she-she’s… ironing.
5. Remember, Savannah, when you eat ‘peeps’ you have to bite theirs heads off first, or they will eat their way back out of your stomach.
6. Mr Ellison, did you forget to put your pants on again, this morning?
7. See Cameron, by defeating but not killing Darth Vader, Luke became a Jedi…
8. That was a mighty fine tuna salad sandwich. Now if only some crises were to come along to make my day complete… like the disappearance of a child… John Henry? I’ve got an idea.
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I know I’m ineligible to win but I wanted to do this anyway.
1. No! NO! Not like that! *ahem* read it with feeling!
2. Dude. Seriously? Don’t kid with me, it’s really Santa on the phone?? If you’re joking, you know how bummed out I’ll be?
3. J: Wow I never realized before…
C: How beautiful I am and that you want to dump Riley and stay with me?
J: No. I never realized how uncomfortable you make me. And that you have great bone structure.
4. J: I am going to kick his *ass*! He took something from me an…
S: John, it’s just a kid! And he’s got Elmo… you have Elmo?
J: Don’t even start, mom, I’m still gonna kick his ass!
5. J: Are you serious? The Easter Bunny isn’t real?! What’s next? Santa Claus?!?!
S: I told you you wouldn’t want to know….
J: Awwh, maaaaan!
6. C: So do you understand, Mr. Ellison? I have a baby AI computer downstairs that I need you to foster and teach it but first I need you to steal an advanced cyborg skeleton from the future.
E: *thinking*hamburgerhamburgerhamburgerhamburgerhamburger*
7. S: What the hell are we watching?
C: The Princess and the Frog. John’s favorite.
S: What? He’s a 17 year old boy.
C: That likes frogs. And princesses.
S: I knew I shouldn’t have put that other son up for adoption. You think it’s possible they got mixed up?
C: 99.874939% likely you kept and raised the wrong son.
S: *sigh* Shit…
8.Thank you for hiring me as your head of security so I can enjoy this beautiful view and amazing burger! Wow! This job is cake! Hmmm.. cake. I want cake.
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1. What do you mean Dollhouse was better than the SCC…Who wrote that review!?
2. Some guy wants to know if your refrigerator is running…?
3. John: “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
4. Sarah: “Santa won’t come if you’re not asleep.”
John: “But I wanna see if he really comes down the chimney and eats the cookies I left!”
5. John: “Ok, final offer, $23 for the stuffed giraffe.”
6. Catherine: “Your head is shinny…I can see my reflection…”
7. Cameron: “Shhh…The previews are my favorite part.”
Sarah: “If you keep saying things like that people are going to know you’re not human…”
8. Would you like some of my key-lime milkshake?
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1. “So then i ran up like this and said ‘yo! i’ma put you down!’”
2. “No, tell them i don’t want to change my long distance service”
3. J: “I dream about you at night.” C: “I think you just became creepier than me.”"
4. J: “What the…?” S: “Why are you holding my hand?” J: “I’m scared!”
5. J: “I like your giraffe…thing” Sav: “I like you more than Edward Furlong”
6. C: “Mr Ellison, your head is shinier than i am.” E: “Wait….what?”
7. S: “How many times do we have to watch twilight, damn!” C: “One of my subroutines dictates i must eliminate the twilight cast before any more movies are made” S: “So…why are we watching it?” C: “I think the movies are tight.”
8. E: “Whoa…that hamburger didn’t sit too well” Josh Friedman Offscreen: “No toilet breaks, we’re filming” E: “Ah f!@#”
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1. No Sarah, the menu says the chicken nuggets don’t come with fries.
2. Riley: Here, and make sure to order eight ShamWow’s.
3. John: So…….you wanna practice that robot loving scene again?
4. So that’s how baby’s are made.
5. John: You’ve been playing with it for an hour, it’s my turn!!
6. Weaver: You wanna do it right now while no one’s watching?
7. Sarah: Shut up this is the part when Dark Vader tells Luke he’s his son.
8. Ellison: What?! This was in the employee refrigerator with no name on it!
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1. Dang, left my glasses in the car. Do you mind?
Sarah : Uh, this isn’t a good time.
2. John: You’re such a pansy. Why do I have to take all the tele-marketing calls. Just tell them ‘no!’
3. John: You do realize this scene will be used to fuel the “Jameron” fanfiction don’t you?
Cameron: I hope they don’t call me a Bitch-whore.
4. So this is a bit of a pandora’s box… John: Who goes first? Sarah: Me
John: Ya but mom, I’m John Connor
Sarah: Yes, and I’m John Connor’s mother.
5. And that’s why your mommy won’t be finding you a new daddy…
6. Weaver : Mr. Ellison, if this relationship is to succeed we must come to some terms of agreement.
Ellison : Such as?
Weaver: We’re not putting carpet in John Henry’s room.
7. Sarah : $8.95 for this? This film is awful
Cameron: This film is awful[I just can't express my dislike with facial animations].
8. Sarah : Is that a wet-whipe?
Ellison : Yes. My mother always said I was a smart boy.
Sarah : I don’t like smart boys
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1. Look lady - john already has one stalker girlfriend you take those love notes and you just stay away!
2.john- it sounds like the governor of california , he wants to speak to you…
3. Is it hot in here? or is your nuclear cell overheating??… Maybe i should check
4. Mom- hes in here… do you really think Bill Gates could be implicated with skynet?
Im not sure but we’ll set Cameron on him just to make sure!
5.so youre mom’s involved in this whole apocalyptic
killer robot type thing aswell huh? Its all good but dont you find it effects their cooking skills? Ive been living off pancakes since i was 2!
6. No i have not!! Whoever smelt it dealt it Mr. Ellison!!
7. at a Terminator 4 screening- Sarah: so is this a pretty good portrayl of what happens to john in the future ? what happened to his voice- he sounds like Batman??
Cameron: it depends if this is a direct continuation of our timeline and there are no throat lozenges in the future…
8. Mr ellison john henry is fast becoming the most intelligent A.i on the planet, please stop using him as your personal chef!
Ok, ok – But he makes such a mean taco!!
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1. Why do you have a gun pointed to me while I’m reading a note?
2. Why do you have the phone pointed to me while I’m trying to put up the food?
3. I never knew robots could look so hot.
4. I wonder what the nurse is up too?
5. Will Savannah let John play with her graffiti?
6. I wonder if Catherine has a crush on me since she is starring at me?
7. I wonder if Cameron enjoys this movie.
8. Why is Catherine bothering me during my lunch?
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I won the last week contest, but I’ll participate just for fun (or honourable mention):
1. Sarah: If you pretend not to see Kyle standing there I might shoot you in the head
2. John: No Riley, I won’t complete another level of Snakes for you!
Riley: Please!
John: No! Don’t play it if you are such a noob.
Riley: People suck!
3. Cameron: This bed is moving.
John: And how does it affect the safety of one John Connor?
Cameron: It doesn’t.
4. John: I can’t believe Cameron is dancing robot. It seems kinda pointless.
Sarah: Tell me about it.
5. John: You see Derek didn’t remember he was tortured, because that happend in the alternative future caused by changes we made.
6. James: I will be afraid to use the urinal for the rest of my life. Thanks.
Catherine: You’re welcome.
7. Cameron: There is a 99% chance watching Twilight – New Moon won’t help us find The Turk.
Sarah: But Enrique told me he saw three dots in this movie.
Cameron: He was possibly lying.
Sarah: You’ve got to be kidding me.
8. James: Yum, this steak is really delicious.
Cameron: That’s not a steak. That’s tissue I cut from triple eight before I burned it.
James: Say again?
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Sarah: Read me a bedtime story, you Terminator bitch.
2.
John: I know its my birthday, but I already have that phone, it’s my phone. What’s wrong with you?
3.
John: No, I am not doing it in this room. It would be like making love to a barbie doll in Pee Wee’s Playhouse………No. Stop looking at me.
4.
Sarah: I didn’t know a machine could do that to herself.
John: She DOES feel sensation.
5.
John: …And that’s how I plan to procreate with Cameron. So if you had any better techniques with this John Henry fella, I’m all ears.
6.
Catherine: Where’s my rent money? Give it to me, right here, right now.
7.
Sarah: This is where Cameron goes at night? Skin flicks?
8.
Ellison: I sit in your chair, I eat your food, and… I …. drink…. your …… milkshake.
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1) This isn’t going to blow up, so you can put the gun away…
2)”A phone…. a phone….” “What?” “You bought a phone… wow… I… I’m speechless…” “Well you said buy something” “But I didn’t mean…. okay just shut up and leave”
3)”What?” “I’m not dumb you know” “Yeah… I don’t expect a machine to get this… wait, what?” “Sex… it’s all you male human’s want” “…”
4) “What is that?” “Mom…” “No, I want to know” “Mom….” “John… shhh…” “Mom!” “WHAT!?” “That’s a…. oh god I’m going to be sick”
5)”Hey Savanah you know your mommy is a machine right?” “Your mom is a machine…”
6)”Mr. Ellison, are you feeling alright?” “Yeah… I think..” “What is your problem?” “My problem is the four Volcano Taco’s with extra hot sauce… my uh… ass is burning.. Excuse me” *Ellison runs away to the bathroom*
7) “This is crap” “shhh” “This is total crap” “sarah shhhh” “WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS CRAP?!” “Sarah shut up before I shut up you up myself”
8)”oooooh that was soooooooooooo gooooood” “What?” “I just had lunch, it was Volcano Taco’s with extra hot sauce”
I had no sleep and very little time to think of any other decent captions
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1) Sarah: I picked up this gat for $1, ON SALE. What you gotta say to that?
“You paid a whole dollor for that?”
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1. Sarah: Sod the bullet – read me the Wizard of Oz! NOW!
2. Riley: Someone for “The future Leader of Mankind”? Said he already left a message…
3. It’s really hot in here. Must be Summer…
4. John: Look Mom! That’s you asleep in there! This isn’t happening! (And Cameron doesn’t make pancakes!)
5. John: If you smother him to death, the giraffe can’t tell us anything
6. Catherine to self: I’m pretty sure that’s daylight coming through his ear…
7. Sarah: Shouldn’t you be sitting in the dark row? You’re the one with night vision!
8. Oh shit – this was the box with the demon hand in! My lunch is still in the freezer…(bleuch)
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1. Sarah: “You better remember to order the pork fried rice this time!”
2. Riley: Yeah, hang on. John, some guy wants to know if you want to save a bunch of money on you car insurance.
3. John: So…do you need me to check out the hardware again? Really, it’s no trouble at all.
4. Posing for the annual family portrait
5. John: “Don’t worry Savannah, just because your mom is a terminator doesn’t mean that she doesn’t love you.”
6. What you talkin’ about Ellison?
7. Sarah: “What just happened to Bambi’s mom?”
8. Offscreen: “Did anyone see my lunch? I thought I left it right here.”
Ellison: “Nope, have no idea. *munch, munch, munch.*”
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1. Don’t worry if you are an hallucination, these imaginary bullets wont hurt a bit.
2. It’s for you, Whole Foods Market wants to know why you used paper bags instead of reusable “green” bags.
3. are THOSE Koltan?
4. “John, why are youtaking me into the men’s room?” “Mom, I swear that urinal is really a hot red head.”
5. John, you’re way cool for a guy that doesn’t have a plug in the back of his head.
6. “Why, Mr. Ellison…where’s your trousers?”
7. “We are sitting like this Tin Miss because we are NOT a couple”
8. “heh heh. I got me a govt. pension, a fat private sector job, a big executive office with a window but I still eat cheap take out for lunch. I’m not gonna let success spoil me.”
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6. What is this “Dollhouse” crap? Who would watch this show?
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whoops, sorry the above was for number 7.
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1) Sarah: Now read me that John and Cameron fan fiction again real slow! Especially that part where they elope!
2) John: Riley your village called they want their idiot back. So leave already!!!! I’ll even call you a cab.
3) John: This room is freaking me out…lets try your room.
4) Sarah: Ok the coast is clear now you grab the season 3 scripts, I’ll grab the Terminator franchise rights. We’ll meet at the Ford F150 where Cameron is waiting because we didn’t have money for the meter…again.
5) John: You have to listen to me because I have a leather jacket and you just have a giraffe.
6) Ellison: Of all the gin joints in the world she had to walk into my elevator!
7) Sarah: Sigh, How on earth did Cameron talk me into seeing ‘Rage against the machine?’ At least we both agree on the title.
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Hmmm my #8 submission turned into a smiley face.
Sorry about that.
So my #8 is Ellison: Do you mind. I am trying to finish this Elk burger I ordered why back in Season 1.
Just wanted to clarify. Thanks!
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1. You call that a Jameron fic?! FAIL!!!
2. It’s for you. Some chick named Ima Fan wants you to stow the ‘tude and drop the irrelevant, blond skank? Ex of yours?
3. You make it so hard.
4. Those FOX execs won’t know what hit them. *gun clicks*
5. So, about what you saw in there. Cameron and I were…we were just…when two people love each other….
6. Ugh, curse my keen machine sense of smell. Humans and their repugnant releases.
7. If you kick the back of my seat one more time….
8. No greasy fast food come Judgment Day, you say. Well, damn…to hell with the Skinny Bastard diet then!
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1. While helpful, Sarah’s assistants never lasted very long.
2. John couldn’t believe that Riley had set him up to tell the person on the other line, “Well, then you better go catch it!” yet again.
3. John was dressed appropriately for the temperature and silently gave thanks that terminators couldn’t feel the cold.
4. It takes more than a cancelled show to keep Sarah and John from the Fox Upfronts.
5. Savannah listened intently as she had the term “ginger” explained to her.
6. Weaver would soon show Ellison what happens to people who push all the floor buttons.
7. There would be no texting by Cameron during the film.
8. The answer to why Ellison receives phone calls when he runs-he’s got a long way to go to burn off these lunches.
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1) Finish my homework or die!
2)John to Riley “Riley that phone isn’t edible! Do you know what groceries are ?”
3)John to Cameron “So do I smell fresh to you ?”
4)Sarah: Everything is so Pink! and Fuzzy! John: This is way more than I ever wanted to know about Skynet!
5) John ” No Savannah, your giraffe cannot play Major League Baseball.”
6)Catherine:Why is there a giant Z on the sign behind me? Don’t they know that Zeira corp starts with the letter Z? Ellison: Maybe they forgot how to spell?
7) Sarah: I”m keeping an eye on you Tin Miss! No more stealing my popcorn and definitely no more substituting WD-40 for butter as a topping! Cameron : WD-40 is a healthier oil and both tastes superior and is better for your system. Sarah: Not to me ! Leave the popcorn alone!
8)Ellison:If you are interrupting my lunch you better have a really good reason. I get only one lunch per season and I deserve a break today! (looking down at lunch) Oh Burger wherefor art thou?
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1. S:”So Derek dies on episode 21? ”
F: “yeah it appears so, oh and your son is going to the future in the series finale ”
S: “sonaofbitch”
F: “it’s alright, he’ll be fine”
S: “series finale…series finale”
2.R: “someones looking for Maya, Maya Buttreeks”
J: “oh jebus”
3. J “yeah, its AXE”
C: “yeah, you’ll be lonely”
4. S: “look at your uncles…”
J: “sonaofbitch”
5. J: “I need to hang out with kids my age”
SW: “Do you know the ducklings???”
6, CW’s mind “I can believe he hasn’t notice I’m not human”
E: “da dada adada boing boing”
7. S: “ahh they messed up T3 and T4″
C: “Our timeline is better”
8. E: “ohh this, It’s from dereks new hotdog stand..mmm”
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2. quick John, I have the pharmacist on the phone, ask him if they have Prince Albert in a can…
3. Summer, if you had *any* idea how much I had to bribe Josh Freedman to get this scene written you wouldn’t act so cold.
6. “That’s right Meester Elley-son my liquid metal hand can reach out and touch you all the way over there, big boy”
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1: “Tell them, if they’re not here in 30 minutes i want my pizza FREE.”
2: R: “It’s McG again” J: “What is he going to offer this time? I already said no to Terminator the Musical”
3: J: “Would you please stop doing your dollhouse impersonation, its….creepy.”
4: J: “They’re in there” S: “Yep” J: “Do we want to go in?” S: “Er, nope.”
5: J: “Tell your mother, no”
6: W: “Did you just say my singing sucks?” E: “uh….never….why isn’t this elevator moving?”
7: C: “The timeline in this movie for terminator creation is all wrong.” S: “..It was all a movie?!” C: “Several”
8: “This napkin….it represents the meaning of the univ…ooh, burger”
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I just have to add this one for fun
#4) John and Sarah watch Cameron dance.
Sarah: So Cameron dances ballet huh…So Derek was telling the truth.
John: I guess so…
Sarah: Derek must never know.
John: Agreed.
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3. “don’t worry John, it’s NOT the last time we do this….”
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1. What do you think about my ideas for a third seaon, Ms. FOX?
2. Somebody from your phonecompany… I think he said ‘Skynet’.
3. Cameron: “John, your temperature is rising.” John: “Ehm, just swine flu.”
4. Sarah: “Wow. Derek is a good ballet dancer.” John: “He looks creepy wearing this tutu.”
5. The whole thing goes: The future’s not set. There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.
6. Weaver and Ellison just standing there. Backgroundmusc: Love In An Elevator (Aerosmith).
7. Sarah: “Christian kicks azz!” Cameron: “Sam is so 1010011101010001!”
8. That’s why I’m eeeeeeaaasyyyy, I’m easy like Sunday morning…
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1. “Umm, I don’t think you can claim your gun as a dependent.”
2. “Your mom called. She said not to play with your sister.”
3. “So when you said you were different than the others, does that mean you’re fully functionally?”
4. S – “Sooooo…What’re you looking at?” J – “Ah, nothing. just Cameron walking around in her—-…c***… Heeeey mom.”
5. “You know, I never had mini-animals as a kid. I had killer robots.”
6. W- “Did you just rip one?” E – *awkward* “No…” W – “Strange, since I know I didn’t.”
7. S – “What is this sparkly bull****?” C – “These things remind me of those rubbernators”
8. “Sorry boss, they didn’t have the 2 for one deal.”
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1. “You best get your lines right this time.”
2. “It was a life insurance salesman, I hung up on him.”
3. “Are you pregnant and scared?”
4. “So terminators do poo, I knew it was a lie.”
5. John: “… and that’s what happens.”
Savannah: “but, WHO WAS PHONE?!”
6. Ellison: “I’m sorry I lied to you.”
Weaver: “Would you like to take a vacation to Copenhagen?”
7. Cameron: “I think there’s police outside.”
Sarah: “See, this is why I rent DVD’s.”
8. “I don’t want to play games right now John Henry. Can’t a guy get a lunch break?”
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