Holiday Contest: Finish The Sentence
We know it’s been a little quiet around here, difficult as it is to campaign during the madness of the holiday season and while we’re working on a campaign set to launch this January as well as a new initiative to support and encourage fan activity, in the meantime, we’ll be running weekly contests here from now through December , to keep the Sarah Connor Chronicles spirits high during the season.
This week’s contest starts today and ends at 12PM Eastern Standard Time on Saturday November 28th. It’s open to all fans and the winner will be decided by our staff.
The prize: The Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Soundtrack.
Week One: Finish The Sentence
Finish the sentence! We’re not looking for quotes, just the most original, most creative sentences you can come up with!
Note: You must post your completed sentences as a comment to this post. No other forms of submission will be considered.
- Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick _____’s ass.
- Cameron thinks _____ is a tight present.
- If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: _____.
- If you _____, John will totally shoot you in the head.
- Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is _____.
- John: “Mom, ____ is crazy, even for you!”
- Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves _____.
- Cameron could kill you with a(n) _____.
- Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks ____ is a bitch.
- Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for______.
- If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: _____, _____ and _____.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Chuck Norris’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks spandex is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Beverly Hills 90210.
4. If you don’t strip, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is donkfunkulous.
6. John: “Mom, dial up is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves pancakes.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) bowl of oatmeal.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Sarah Palin is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Manson.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: breakfast,lunch and dinner.
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Edward Cullen’s ass.
Cameron thinks a human heart that doubles as a mirror is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Post-Apocalyptic Paramilitary Convinience Store (that sells hot dogs). Or he might call it Terminator Ten Bucks. I don’t know why he is selling hot dogs for ten bucks…
If you take away his Barbies, suspenders, or belt, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is plumbob.
John: “Mom, trying to become an anger management therapist is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves noodle soup.
Cameron could kill you with her brain.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks that dude she killed is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Wal-Mart.
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Mimi, Satan Claus and That Nice Mister Ellison.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Godzilla’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks WD40 is a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Jesse’s Buns.
4.If you go Gray, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is regrettable.
6.John: “Mom, ____ is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Duran Duran.
8.Cameron could kill you with River Tam’s brain.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks skynet is a bitch.
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Metal.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Whitman, Price and Haddad.
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I was totally gonna say Sarah Palin for 9. Nice….
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Stephen Seagal’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks a G-string is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Dogs of War.
4. If you call him Brokeback Connor, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is: the Rambo.
6. John: “Mom, I know the machines have infiltrated the porn industry to secretly install viruses in practically every male-owned CPU, but responding to an ad for starring in a hardcore porn flick is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Google Earth (how else would she find abandoned warehouses in the middle of the dessert?).
8. Cameron could kill you with a fart to the face.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Kanye is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for KFC (he wants his discount bucket).
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Heywod Jablome, Seymour Butts, and Hugh Jorgan.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Cameron’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks arm socks is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “apocalyptic paramilitary convenience dogs”.
4. If you die, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is ‘poontang’.
6. John: “Mom, biting off part of your wrist is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves bitch-slapping them.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) eyeliner.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks the guy who broke her favorite gate is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Terminators!
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Solek, Toa Tahu, and Toa Gai (so they can play on Voya Nui).
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Hitler and the whole Nazi army’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 2 DVD set is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it Chez la Resistance.
4. If you watch realities, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is scramballistic.
6. John: “Mom, suspecting a sweet sexy cyborg like Cameron of murder is crazy, even for you!”.
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Windows 7.
8. Cameron could kill you with a rainbow sprinkled donut.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks FOX is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for McDonald’s.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Lena, Summer and Thomas.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Sarah Connor’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks the wonderful Wizzard of OZ is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Reese’s”.
4. If you call him while he is sitting on a chair and he is trying to talk to Jesse, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is what she said.
6. John: “Mom, trying a new pancake recipe is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Kyle Reese.
8. Cameron could kill you with glance.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks life is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Google.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
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1. S Connor is so badass she could kick Bruce Lee’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks her standard issue Jeans are a tight present
3 I f Derek owned a hot dog stand he would name it “Judgement Dog”
4 if you don’t go to the Global Resistance Rally, John will totally shoot you in the head
5. Derek’s word for what he and Jesse did is “never having the same sex twice or in the same timeline”
6. Mom, shooting at a Terminator with anything less than a .308 is crazy even for you.
7. Sarah hates skynet because she loves *anything* without a circuit board in it.
8 Cameron could kill you with a smile.
9. Besides Sarah, Weaver really thinks Hillary Clinton is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devils work but he will gladly work for the government which, is the same employer.
11. If Savanah got three chickens she would name them Barack, Hussein and Obama.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick T800’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks her chip is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Hang in there, Doggy.
4. If you let him surf with the demo, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “rabipt” (Run Away Before I Pull the Trigger!).
6. John: “Mom, dreaming about sleep clinic is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves slapping Cameron.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) pencil and then use it to write a note for you.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks everyone who watched stupid shows instead of TSCC is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for mimetic-adhesive poly-alloy.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: George Laszlo, Cromartie and John Henry
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1) Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick the God of War’s ass.
2) Cameron thinks a pair of Glock nine mm is a tight present.
3) If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it Food.
4) If you ask him about his role in Judgement Day, John Connor will totally shoot you in the head.
5) Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Therapy.
6) John. “Mom, pancakes for dinner is crazy, even for you!
7)Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves John.
8)Cameron could kill you with a drinking straw.
9)Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Disco is a bitch.
10) If Savannah got three new chickies sh’d name them morning ,noon, and night.
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10) Ellison will not do the Devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for the Post Office.
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1 Sarah Connor is so badass she could kick the future’s ass
2 Cameron thinks anything purple or John related is a tight present
3 If Derek owned a hotdog stand he’d name it The Food of the Gods
4 If you mention either pancakes or Christmas Shopping, John will totally shoot you in the head
5 Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Close Encounters of the Playful Kind.
6 John. ” Mom, a dating site for Skynet is crazy, even for you!
7 Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Gummi Bears.
8 Cameron could kill you via Astral Projection.
9 Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks PMS is a bitch.
10 Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Candy.
11If Savannah got three new chickies she’d name them Barbie, Teddy, and Groucho
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick River Tam’s ass.
Cameron thinks a box of 9mm hollow points is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Killer Dogs.
If you mess with cameron, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is an excercise in dishonsety.
John: “Mom, believing in Bigfoot is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Microsoft Sam.
Cameron could kill you with a Napkin.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks trying to get her hair just right is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Dr House.
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Lock, Shock and barrel.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick God’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks tight pants are a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Reese’s Meat: put it in your mouth.”
4. If you dress up as Beastwizard for Halloween and trick-or-treat at the Connor’s, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is target practice.
6. John: “Mom, making anything other than pancakes is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves kicking it’s ass.
8. Cameron could kill you with a pretty little fake smile as she does so.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks overtime at ZieraCorp is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for George Dubya Bush.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Larry, Curly, and Moe (The Three Stooges)
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Sea-Bass’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks a pizza is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: The Five O’Clock Shadow.
4. If you hide the turkey, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is F.L.I.J.O.T. (F**k Like It’s Judgement-day On Tuesday).
6. John: “Mom, a double quarter-pounder is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves fishnets.
8. Cameron could kill you with anything she f**king wants.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks payback is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Fox.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Lucifer, Mephistopheles and Whoopi Goldberg.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Kevin Railey’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks her butt is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Sausage Party.
4. If you wanna tap Sarah, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “ahh.. the shitty hangovers”.
6. John: “Mom, living a normal life is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves the 40’s.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) pigeon in her hand.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Mr Murch is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for the Obama Administration.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Zidgel, Midgel & Keeeeeevvvviiinnnn
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick a hippopotamus’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks the actual loincloth that was used by George Lazlo on Beast Wizard VII is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it ‘Derek’s… Just Right Around the Corner!’
4. If you mention “Oedipus complex,” John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “the swan-diving platypus” (except with Chinese food instead of the usual carrots and apples.)
6. John: “Mom, adding vanilla to the recipe is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves that it keeps her relationship with John really close.
8. Cameron could kill you with a sprinkled doughnut.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks her freeloading, good-for-nothing daughter Savannah, is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for those $1 bills that Weaver tucks into his man-thong.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Imemotionallydamaged, Ivedevelopedtrustissues, and Quacky.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Dean Winchester’s ass 2.Cameron thinks a thong is a tight present 3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Reese’s Sausage Fest . 4.If you kissed Cameron, John will totally shoot you in the head 5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “Oh crap what the hell did I do ?”. 6.John: “Mom, taking Derek out on a date is crazy, even for you. 7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Cameron (Not that she would admit it though). 8.Cameron could kill you with a(n) Banana. 9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Riley is a bitch 10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Sarah Palin. 11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Minnie, Miny and Moe.
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Beatrix Kiddo’s ass.
Cameron thinks a screwdriver is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Actual Food. Not rations.
If you don’t give him his poofy cheese snacks back, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is an “alternate universe meeting”.
John: “Mom, running for president is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves anything than can help her prevent it, be it an AR-15 rifle or C4.
Cameron could kill you with a spork.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks working on Windows is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for The Man.
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Rolly, Polly and John Henry.
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick camerons ass.
Cameron thinks her robo-virginity is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it derek’s sausage N jesse’s burger, baps n buns
If you drink and drive, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is super G-string theory
John: “mom destroying Fox is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves me and the smell of thermite in the morning
Cameron could kill you with her looks- she looks so good it hurts!!
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks kevin reiley is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for money- the root of all evil
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: scrambled, poached and over easy.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick McG’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks Season 2 on Blu-ray/DVD is a tight (christmas)present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Dr. Hot Dog’s Hot Dogs”.
4. If you don’t want to do the laundry, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Vaterlandsverrat.
6. John: “Mom, dancing to Tom Jones – She’s A Lady, is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Fishnets.
8. Cameron could kill you with a sexy blink of her eyes.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Eliza D. is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for the resistance..
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: K, F and C.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Arnie’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks arriving at my door half naked is a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Derek dogs.
4.If you ate all his cupcakes, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Bananacakeballs.
6.John: “Mom, assassinating Lady Gaga is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Square Enix.
8.Cameron could kill you with an infatable mallet.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks FOX is a bitch.
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Joss Whedon.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Brian, Austin and Green.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick brue lee’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks an ak with a hundred round drum is a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it kyles hot doggs
4.If you pretended not to know him and you did, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is swapping love juice.
6.John: “Mom, is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves duran duran.
8.Cameron could kill you with a(n) hand.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks skynet is a bitch.
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for god.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: tufu, lego and happy.
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick something that doesn’t even have an ass’s ass.
Cameron thinks brightly color underwear is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: The 132nd SOC’s Last Hotdog, Chips, and Ice Cold Soda Stand.
If you try to check Cameron’s shielded nuclear power source, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Wheat gluten concentrate.
John: “Mom, using geek squad is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves her shotgun.
Cameron could kill you with a(n) yeah, that too.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks life is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Corporate America (sell out).
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Pluckie, Peepers and Screaming Essentially Flightless Death.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Joss Whedon’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks sex toys are a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Derek’s Wiener”.
4.If you don’t let go his Eggo, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
6.John: “Mom, eHarmony is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Wienerschnitzel.
8.Cameron could kill you with a(n) a blow up doll.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks George Bush is a bitch.
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Barak Obama.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Scrappy, Coco and Taylor Swift.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick The Rock’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks termination override is a tight present (for John’s 16th birthday).
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Freaking Big Hot Dogs”.
4. If you send him fake girlfriend from the future, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “tempunion” (temporal reunion).
6. John: “Mom, stabbing someone in the eye with needle is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves reminding John that no one is ever safe
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) single line: “What am I going to do with you?”.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks playing chess with John Henry is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Derek Reese in his hotdog stand.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Donald, Where’s Your and Trousers.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick GOD’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks season 2 is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “hotdog stand”.
4. If you’ll eat Cameron’s special recipe pancakes, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “You-run-I-shoot”.
6. John: “Mom, FOX is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves John.
8. Cameron could kill you with a cinnamon donut.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Skynet is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for a redhead liquidmetal devil.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: John, Cameron and mommy.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick “Jack Bauer’s” ass.
2. Cameron thinks “Metal Detector” is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Cromartie-on-Stick”.
4. If you “forget his Birthday”, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “Judgment Day”.
6. John: “Mom, “posing as a Terminator to infiltrate SkyNet” is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves “Andy Goode and The Turk”.
8. Cameron could kill you with a “Twitch”.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks “Fox” is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for “a Better Car”.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: “Vick”, “Carter” and “Stark”.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick “Kim Jong Il’s” ass.
2. Cameron thinks “a Pocket Time Displacement Device” (as seen on TV) is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: “Eat-Hotdogs-while-you-can”.
4. If you “caress Cameron’s components”, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “Grey’s Anatomy”.
6. John: “Mom, “wearing lipstick to date Andy Goode” is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves “wearing mini-skirts”.
8. Cameron could kill you with a “hug – around your neck”.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks “Caliba” is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for “a peek behind the Curtain”.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: “Glaze”, “Rainbow ” and “Cinnamon”.
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Chuck Norris’s ass.
Cameron thinks an Apple chip is a tight present. (less glitches)
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: More Bark for your Bite.
If you even compare Dollhouse to SCC, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “Trying Out the Time Portal”.
John: “Mom, going to see Terminator Salvation is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves a nice hug.
Cameron could kill you with a look in your direction.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks American Idol is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for pie.
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Duck, Duk and Goose.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could Jack Bauer’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks 9mm glock is a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Reese’s Joint .
4.If you dance the robot, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is morale booster.
6.John: “Mom, hasseling derek is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves her son.
8.Cameron could kill you with a(n) cotton swab.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Skynet is a bitch.
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for jewdas.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Kyle,derek and uncle bob.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Bob Barker’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks a $10 Arch Card is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it “Wieners’ R Us”
4. If you do the Macarena, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Supersexsational.
6. John: “Mom, The World of Warcraft is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves dancing to the oldies.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) stick of butter.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Mrs. Haberdasher (Scrubs 2004) is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for the government? It’s the same thing..
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Huey, Lewis and The News.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick River’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks hot oozing magma is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: duke nuked ‘em sausages.
4. If you so much as speak, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is the spuffy.
6. John: “Mom, Christian Bale is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves hot dickens.
8. Cameron could kill you with a(n) fingernail.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Jessica Alba is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Angelous.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Henry, John and Chick.
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i missed one
6.John: “Mom, scientology is crazy, even for you!”
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Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Sarah Connor’s ass.
Cameron thinks John is a tight present.
If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: The Hamburger stand.
If you kiss Cameron, John will totally shoot you in the head.
Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is YES!.
John: “Mom, Kevin Reilly is crazy, even for you!”
Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves savethescc.
Cameron could kill you with a water pistol.
Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Allison’s dog is a bitch.
Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for me.
If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Chicky, Chickie and Chicke.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick the word badass’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks her with ME is a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Jesse’s Sausages.
4. If you ride a bike across a freeway exit, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is “BAM.”
6. John: “Mom, Gerard Butler is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves Linda Hamilton.
8. Cameron could kill you with a plastic USB replica of her chip found at savethescc.com.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Meg Griffin is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for a terminator bitch.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: John, Johnny and Jon.
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1.Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Cameron’s ass.
2.Cameron thinks lipstick is a tight present.
3.If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Jesseburgers.
4.If you hurt Cameron, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5.Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is time dating.
6.John: “Mom, adoption is crazy, even for you!”
7.Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves bitching Cameron.
8.Cameron could kill you with a dreamy smile when you are driving round a bend.
9.Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks she is a bitch(herself).
10.Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for John Henry.
11.If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: cute, cutie and cuter.
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1. Sarah Connor is so badass, she could kick Jack’s ass.
2. Cameron thinks clothes are a tight present.
3. If Derek owned a hotdog stand, he’d name it: Apocalyptic Survivors.
4. If you honk, John will totally shoot you in the head.
5. Derek’s new word for what he and Jesse did is Frelled.
6. John: “Mom, Dating is crazy, even for you!”
7. Sarah hates Skynet, but she loves MathNet.
8. Cameron could kill you with a Yo-Yo.
9. Besides Sarah, Catherine really thinks Lois Lane is a bitch.
10. Ellison will not do the devil’s work, but he’ll gladly work for Torchwood.
11. If Savannah got three new chickies, she’d name them: Wacko, Yacko and Dot.
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